Sky+ reveals all

Your Sky + planner reveals a lot about your domestic situation. This is mine. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. For years, this weekend would normally have been spent getting merry at Glastonbury but how times have changed. The list of bad TV and kids shows pretty much sums up life as a new dad with a wife who’s got a thing for reality programmes. That said, I have to confess to watching ‘I’d do anything’ (what else are you going to do on a Saturday when you’ve got to babysit?), I can’t avoid ‘Britain’s next top model’ because it is always on in our house and In the Night garden is meant to send Sam to sleep. Check your Sky+ out now and see what life stage you’re at.